One night you leave work early. Motivation is great and you, you, a task that has been postponed too many times. Now you have no choice but to get started. But you do not know how the danger is great! Music of Jaws . . . . When you move, you want to keep a large candy cane body pillow filled with small polystyrene beads. Yeah, with no chair, he could be useful for your guests to sit. I feel so small drive you glimpse the drama that was played in my home. Placed behind the sofa, the cushion said patiently waiting to be used as it should. He longed to be able to serve his mistress by hosting festive buttocks and share moments of joy and gladness! Or . . . a pet rodent found funny presumptuous to nibble a piece of cloth, revealing a wound that was never repaired. When the cushion is raised for one day saw a transition from vacuum, he reeled off his bowels but quietly enough, just after passage of said vacuum cleaner. What was the surprise to your beloved when writing drew his couch and discovered the field available to them. But she rejected what seemed necessary, however: the collection of remains of the wounded soldier. (The advantage is that it does not feel death as the candy cane body pillow of a mouse for example!). We're back to that night of January which is great motivation to bring the remains of the cushion and to pay their last respects before sending it, with unconcealed joy in the waste container. The sofa is disengaged from the wall with Herculean strength (well what I am obliged to send me flowers, right?). The show is almost poetic . . . a sea of ??small white beads covering the brown soil. Is, the vacuum is caught, trendy, started his engine and roared with pleasure . . . And now . . . it's the drama! Small reader knows it, never, never, oh, ever pick up polystyrene beads with a vacuum cleaner, even without a bag. Everything is blocked, the engine overheats, the pipe is lined with pearls . . . You have not forgotten a thing! The plastic transmits static . . . Or the components of the vacuum are . . . AND YES! While racing, quickly unplug the danger of the explosion (in these times you are thinking the worst). The battlefield is devastated. Your chief lieutenant was injured too badly to keep hope of reuse on. The beads, with the effect of training, started a dance worthy of a night Sabbath. You must think fast. The broom and trash bag is the first idea. But here you do not that that broom is also composed of plastic beads on his neck go up gradually to invade your body. Your clothes attract these little devils like magnets. You find yourself struggling with hundreds of enemies that assail you like Gulliver among the Lilliputians. Your hair, who suffer the ravages of winter cold, spent the red to white (like why not, it can be fun when you are older). We try to put the beads in the bag . . . plastic. But what the hell is this shit company, which manufactures only materials derived from petroleum! Very bad idea, electrons panic and the struggle continues. You decide to make a truce. The equation starts up: polystyrene + plastic + plastic + hair = not good idea . . . So be it! you change weapons. After successfully getting rid of the last parasites, you choose a more appropriate battle gear: naked with her hair! Your rage is matched only by the ferocity of your enemy. With a sheet of paper, you begin to scrape the ground and lay the prisoners in a paper bag . . . ! Hahaha! Your eyes are evil, you look like a mad fury, ready to kill as the first person that passes. Wow, you managed the largest. But there is still finishing. The party has managed to creep slowly in closets, clung to the lower electrostatic element of your apartment. So you have no choice . . . The weapon must be used. Towards the bathroom: Robocop awaits you: the tweezers. The cleaner absolute terror of pearls tremble under threat. Let's go, you start to crawl and pick up a real enjoyment with the thugs who try to flee. After half an hour of this Sisyphean labor, you see your efforts finally rewarded. The fight is won. The cushion discarded. The paper bag is the same direction. - Do not listen to Valerie Damido when she advises you to invest in large cushions filled with small white pearls!. - Do not wear only cotton clothes and tie your long hair!. And the latest for the road: Rinse your hair in white vinegar, it stinks, but it shines! It was the only light in the evening of shit. Who would have thought that physics, namely the electrostatic, would provide such a source of fun? Recalls on your old high school teacher to prove that their courses have served to something . . literary!. Between the beads and lice, I enjoy! That feels good! a moment of pure happiness! Thank you I promise that never again would listen . . Valerie Damido Candy. What a story! I paid to see that! Reminds me of the great wars waste. Congratulations on your story, we saw the thing with you, I felt unstoppable climb a phobia for the polystyrene ball. . . .